La Cofradia Reposado Tequila 750ml

Product Description

Dear mortal Heed this invitation to try this fine tequila. She's a tasty lady by the name of La Catrina dressed in fine rags. She'll bring you to your knees doing everything she can to seduce you and to please. Many have tried to trick Catrina away from her potion, but those who have wind up drowned upon the ocean! If she is denied she will; hunt and try to snatch ya because nobody gets between Catrina and her tequila! If you try to contain her she'll hunt you like a beast. You can run, but you can not hide. And on you bones, she will feast! This bottle holds a drink as Wiley as Catrina in a shot or mix. Twill be as if you've seen her keep her at your side, but never try to rule her, or you'll pay the price of being pulled down under!